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"That looks like a dolphin that could shank someone."

— Haley, about a photo of a narwhal

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tinymediaempire:

"we can no longer protect you forever."by Daniel Danger24x36” five color screenprint. 2014Thursday 8/21/14: im posting this new print on tumblr, twitter, and instagram. reblog, retweet, or instagram this image with the title and #danieldanger and i, through some very scientific means, will pick one random follower who does this from each service on monday and send them a personalized copy for free. sound good? cool. shameless? yes.

tinymediaempire:

"we can no longer protect you forever."
by Daniel Danger
24x36” five color screenprint.
2014

Thursday 8/21/14: im posting this new print on tumblr, twitter, and instagram. reblog, retweet, or instagram this image with the title and #danieldanger and i, through some very scientific means, will pick one random follower who does this from each service on monday and send them a personalized copy for free. sound good? cool. shameless? yes.

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okaywork:

oh my GOD i cant wait to wear leggings and boots and scarves and sweaters and smell pumpkin and spice and have bonfires and scary movies on all the time i cant wait to not sweat when i step outside god fall cant come fast enough

Sweet Jesus on a breadstick, yesssssss.

(via thryndasaur)

Tags: fall
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imnot12:

it’s that time of year again

imnot12:

it’s that time of year again

(Source: noslowsongs)

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dharbin:

Man, the body language! This guy is so good it’s nuts.

dharbin:

Man, the body language! This guy is so good it’s nuts.

(Source: neilaglet)

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Chances are good that my day has been worse than yours.

(but everything’s all good now, insert giant sigh of relief here)

Chances are good that my day has been worse than yours.

(but everything’s all good now, insert giant sigh of relief here)

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(Source: whosthewhatnow)

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Bumper crop!
Man, I love summer.

Bumper crop!
Man, I love summer.

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You are too young for a Beltone, girl.

  • Emma: I'm in the mood for some Lana del Rey.
  • Haley: "Dollar lemonade?"
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"Okay, let’s go get rich."

—  - Haley, just now at work